A unicorn moment...
"Yes.. it is! I confess!" I know I was weak but the shock of the dentist, the long walk to the supermarket (all of 50 yards) seeing all those fresh cream things sitting there in the chill cabinet, unwanted, unloved, just begging to be picked up - and then the long cold wait at the bus stop... Oh! to hell with it I deserved it! A fresh cream chocolate eclair and it was mine. All mine!
Ah! I bit into it and the cream just oozed... melted in my mouth... sweet and ....
hmmm w o n d e r f u l !
Aren't forbidden calories just the best! :-D